Man on right & women on left

Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad

Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani

decided to send messages

to each other by using

Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.

He angried and called to rani.

She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Elephant sat on mercedes

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
"The Mercedes bends" ;->

Company making tissues

Man 1:
"I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"i've A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->

Make sure it's cheap

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U're Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap"

Made in Pakistan

Americans make a car

& 2 get some touch ups

They snd it 2 Japan

& they add a faster engine

Thn Japan sent it 2 UK

Who then added tinted windows

Who thn sent d car to China.

They added a better interior.

Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.

Pakistani luk @ d car & see

What a good job all of them have done.

So they flip the car over

&

Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN

Difference between a woman and a magnet

What is the difference between

a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

Name one important thing

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

How you control your anger

Father to son:

whenever i beat you,

you dont get annoyed,

how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet

seat with your toothbrush

I am only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,

you would be my picture!

If I was a poet,

you would be my inspiration!

If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

I wrote your name on my heart

I wrote your name on sand,

it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,

it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &

i got Heart Attack.

If ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around

and

ur heart is beating fast..

Do u think its love?

?

?

?

Na Munna Na

it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

Have a horrible day without water

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

Full form of maths

Full form of maths

M=mentally

A=admited

T=teacher

H=harassing

S=students

When I was born...Devil said

When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

When I was born...Devil said

When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday